"You make someone a Mayday Parade fan, and they’re a Mayday Parade fan for life." - Jeremy Lenzo
Protip: when you are a zoo docent, it’s fun to blow kids’ minds by informing them that all Santa’s reindeer were girls, because of this little fact about their antlers.
There are poems
inside of you
that paper can’t
my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter
fucking ready for those pancakes